Waxing eloquent..I suddenly realized I should take my own advice. "If your life seems like a prison, then let yourself out."

So I did. And I got another haircut. And a pedicure. And some foot reflexology. And new boots. And I had some seriously lascivious thoughts about inappropriate men, which I intend to act upon if given the chance.

I had been planning this for some time now. It feels entirely natural.

I am goofing off.